Service Clerking

greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

(Source: 1vm, via troyesivan)

tyleroakley:

DOGS ARE SUPERIOR TO EVERYTHING

(Source: megustamemes)

broblerones:

"animated tv shows for adults can’t really be funny unless they’re offensive, it’s called satire!"
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(via braydaaan)

"Well, what can I say? I take after my pops."

(Source: torple, via hellasterek)

jimpovolo:

a moment of silence please because today is the day lily, james and harry potter crashed their car into a crocodile which ate harrys parents and then took out a knife and gave him a lightning bolt scar. This is such a tragic day for eveyone around the world

(Source: radticulum, via theunitedchurchofshrek)

savannahsgenesis:

I quote this all the time and no one picks up on it

(Source: the-sea-itself, via theunitedchurchofshrek)